Southern Style Biscuits & Pork Sausage Gravy

It’s not your milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, it’s your biscuits!

This is another one of my top posts. The original can be found here. It was also one of my first recipes I put up. It has evolved, a smidge, the photo was deplorable, my gravy was chicken and my biscuits came from a can! I had a few minutes to kill during my morning coffee. Shazam! We have a re-blog.

It’s a classic, it’s easy and although a bit time consuming, refrigerates well and is absolutely to die for. For me, it’s a fat kid dream, realized. I love it, it doesn’t love me and I’ll live with that. (You CAN make it without buttermilk- in the gravy- using only milk, and cut calories/fat-ahem-flavor like a mother, I’ve done it, the boys don’t know the difference. Heh…)

Say it with me now… “Buttermilk.”

It’s a fat chef’s right hand man, when it comes to creamy sauces, down home food and that special flavor you can’t get from anything like it. Buttermilk. It makes your biscuits fluffy, your pancakes like grandma use to make and your sauces creamier than creamy and richer than rich. You’re going to use quite a bit in this recipe, but like I said, you CAN use milk only, there are also variations, like my brothers, which is made from evaporated milk and regular milk. The biscuits, are all the same, it’s the buttermilk that makes them good... In the gravy, you can also use turkey or chicken sausage. We do. It doesn’t render much fat for gravy purposes, but a little butter or some extra bacon grease should do the trick. (Yes, I keep it in my fridge, it’s perfect for anything you’d sauté in butter or oil, in sparse amounts.)

Now, let’s make breakfast!

Gravy-

INGREDIENTS:

1lb Breakfast sausage, use pork for the full fat kid experience, use turkey or sausage if you plan on feeding somebody with clean arteries.
Buttermilk about 2 cups
Milk about 2 cups
3tbs All purpose flour
Salt
Pepper

DIRECTIONS:

Cook the sausage in a large sauce pan on medium while breaking it into small pieces. Once the sausage is cooked add the flour, using a whisk to make sure all the sausage is coated in flour. (There are also some who like to remove their sausage from the pan and add it later once the gravy has thickened. Not I, no… Not I. I prefer that whole fried sausage feel, seriously.) Let that cook on medium for about 4 or 5 minutes until it starts getting darker brown and you can tell the flour is starting to cook. Then, start adding the buttermilk, slowly, whisking thoroughly and quickly until it becomes thick and aaaalmost paste-like, but don’t let it burn! Then start whisking in the milk. You can add a little at a time to make sure the butter milk and milk get fully incorporated into each other and that the gravy will thicken up properly. (IF you happen to burn the gravy while you’re cooking, resist the urge to scrap the shit out of the bottom of the pan. Let it stay there, and yes, burn, while keeping that bottom later as thin as possible. You want your food to cook evenly, but that bottom is a lost cause. It’ll turn your gravy gritty.) Once you’re sure everything is mixed and going well, add the rest of the milk, about 4 cups total, and bring to a boil. Keep whisking, making sure to keep the sides and the bottom of the pan clean and free from gravy buildup. (Unless you already effed up, of course. You little culinary failure, you.)

It takes a while to cook, depending on how much gravy you’re making. The amount of buttermilk and milk also depend on how much you are making as well. The amount of liquid does reduce as it thickens, of course, but not drastically. I usually end up with enough for my Fiance, myself and the baby to eat to our hearts content as well as having leftovers for a couple of days. The time it takes is also relevant to how thick you like your gravy too, mine takes about 45 minutes to an hour to fully cook. And I’ll admit, that the gravy up there is a little thin. Gravy retains heat like crazy, so when you think it’s cool enough to pile up on your biscuits, it ends up being a waterfall of creamy sausage speckled bombtasticness.

Biscuits-

Ingredients:

2 c all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon sugar
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 cup unsalted butter
1 1/4 cups very cold fat-free buttermilk
1 tablespoon canola oil

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 450°. Combine flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and baking soda in a large bowl and give it a stir with a whisk. Place butter in a microwave-safe bowl. Microwave at HIGH for 30 seconds to 1 minute or until completely melted. Add cold buttermilk, stirring until butter forms small clumps. Add oil, stirring to combine. (You can use all butter, I usually do.) Add buttermilk mixture to flour mixture; stir with a rubber spatula until just mixed and batter pulls away from sides of bowl. (Batter will be very wet.) Drop batter in mounds of 2 heaping table spoonfuls onto a baking sheet. Bake at 450° for 11 minutes or until golden.

Wait until your gravy is close to done to pop the biscuits in the oven. You can turn off the heat and cover your gravy while you bake since it will help thicken the gravy to let it stand for a while. Once your biscuits are done, split them in half, cover them in gravy and…. You know what to do next!

ENJOY!